Q: Do you guys really design your toys after real dogs?
A: Yep. But rescued dogs only. We'll consider pups from a breeder if the breeder is legit but priority will always go to bona-fide rescued pooches.
Q: I don't like shopping online. Why aren't you in stores?
A: That's one statement and a question. The statement we can't help you with. The question however; we are in stores, one is Amazon and the other is our website store. We think you mean brick and mortar stores. Next time be specific.
Q: Can you make my rescued cat as a Pibborafi?
Q: Do you really help abandoned dogs in shelters or is that a marketing gimmick?
A: Yes. That is, we supply Pibborafi Rescue plushes to shelters and rescues for free so they can sell or auction them off and keep 100% of the profits for treating abandoned and abused dogs. If you want to call that a gimmick then yes, we gimmick the hell out of it.
Q: How do you choose your dogs?
A: The process consists of four steps:
1) Find the cutest, most adorable digital picture of your pup that you can.
2) Post that picture, along with a blurb about your rescue, to our Instagram account under the hashtag: #pibbpickmypup
3) Pibborafi will post an announcement on Instagram that everyone can help choose the next pup by leaving a comment (or Nomination) with the pup's name AND Instagram handle they want. Yep, you can leave a comment for your own pup (but obviously we would tend to ignore a thousand comments left by one account, FYI).
4) Our team of designers review all the comments on that post and argue until a selection is made.
5) The selected will be notified through their Instagram account and get their dog done as a Pibborafi and recieve at least two of their special toys free of charge with free shipping to their home or office.
Q: You know what, it's just better to donate directly to shelters. Nobody has to buy your dumb dolls.
A: We like your thinking. Email your resume to us here, please. Include a cover letter.
Q: Why can't you make more dogs?
A: We're privately funded. Plus side is that we have total control. Down side is we can't make many. Super down side is we must have "Complaints of the Month" instead of FAQs.
Q: Can I just get my own Pibborafi Plushie done and not wait for you to "select" me?
A: Yes! It's a new program for 2019 called Secret Celebrity: It opens up the possibility for a doggie owner to commission our studio to design their pup guaranteed with no bother with selections. Bit of a waiting list for this program though.
Q: What if my dog is a really good seller, can I get some profits please?
A: Yes! If you don't opt for the Secret Celebrity program, you can participate in Pibborafi Unlimited where once your pup reaches past a certain sales threshhold, you get a portion of profits! We'll send you an invitation to participate once your pup gets to that threshold. A nice easy way to do no work and get money.
Q: What's the sales threshold for Pibborafi Unlimited?
A: Only those approaching it are told that. Rest assured, it's nowhere as high as you think.
Q: Why is your name so weird?
A: Why are you so weird?
Q: I was one of those dog owners that was on your huge waiting list to get my dog done a couple of years back. I got an email from you saying I had to post pictures of my dog now on Instagram? Am I still on the list?
A: Yes you are. The list got crazy cuz it was so easy to just enter a name. We sent out a notice to everyone that to be considered now, you must submit a picture on our Instagram. Yep you, and everyone else, is still on the list but we encourage all of you to post on Instagram, you will get chosen much, much, much quicker.
Q: It's a neat idea. But you're not the only ones who make toys after people's pets.
A: Consider us the lottery of the recreated-doggie-in-plush business. That means you submit your dog to us, if we choose your dog, you get your doggie-in-plush free with free shipping to your home. If your pup is popular, you get profit sharing. For everyone else, all of our shameful creations go for less than twenty bucks.
Q: Really? It looks like you decide on what toy dogs to make, then just wait until someone sends in pics that match, right?
A: That's so scandalous we might start doing that to live up to your question. Alas, we actually do choose the dogs from Instagram submissions. But fingers crossed, we may one day measure up to your expectations.
Q: Why do you do what you do?
A: A great question. Take a look into the eyes of almost any animal. What do you see? We see innocent souls that need to be held close and rescued from harm. Dogs are especially important to us and through the funds we can funnel through animal rescues and shelter organizations, we are privileged to help all animals from Great Danes to squirrels and everything in between. The toys are simply a means to that end.
Q: Nothing you guys do is consistent. Do you even know what your brand is about?
A: What's your point?
Q: Why were your early dolls so much bigger than your current dolls?
A: Because. They were.
Q: How long can you hold your breath?
A: We believe this is a question for accounting. This is customer service.
Q: When did Pibborafi get founded?
A: January 2016.
Q: Are there any perks for working for your company? And please don't say free dolls.
A: Sure. We have a comprehensive 12-step anger-management program that many are taking advantage of. We have installed cameras in the parking garage so we can minimize break-ins, and we have a gym in the building that no one is allowed to use because it's not owned by us—but it's there, so as far as management's concerned, it counts.
Q: Will you ever do a pop-up store?
A: Hell no. Well, unless we get people asking for one. Then maybe. If there's food involved. The kind that gets bought for us.
Q: You guys are too bitter to be making toys.
A: That seems more of a comment than a question. Please submit to the comment section. FYI: we have no comment section.
Q: What is wrong with you people?
A: Please clarify "you people"